Saturday, January 29, 2011

I can haz satan?

Friday, January 28, 2011

My Friend

My poor friend has a cat that hates him.


 Meet Penny:

This friend is a talented music producer, he teaches, he is funny, cute, smart....

i found these pictures after he gave me a link to his blog. O great I thought...I will be able to see his studio, class room, girlfriends etc....

Nope.....just pictures of

 * side note, your welcome chris, not " I lourve yorruu" Chris from last night, but chris with a beard that says "yup" all the time
My friend and I went out last night.

We had a server named Kitty....She drew a CAT on our bill.= reason for celebrashon
* side note, when we get drunk, we reach our level of "merowing" plateau  where normal conversing is dismissed and we just start meowing at each other.

btw, this cat is watching you have sex

Anyway, after drinking a tad I decide to meet this guy at a bar called wonder bra, or some shit.

So I head over to water barf..or whatever

Five minutes later I leave.

I walk in, and not only did he confess his love for me, he confessed it 37 times.
-nice third date sucka

So I get home and
I have left over birthday cake

I some how managed to set off the smoke alarm whilst putting my ice cream cake on a plate.

I break the world.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

How do you know that you are gay?

1. Do you throw birthday parties for your dog?

yes, you are gay.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Yay Sports!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Thursday, January 13, 2011

 So, once in a blue moon I post a post that.....whatever...

watch it or don't's my blog I DO WHAT I WANT!

smile :)

 was just thinking about this time, when I had this boyfriend who didnt like to eat anything blue. For his birthday his parents got him one of those cookie cakes, but it had blue frosting. He came strait to my house after birthdaying with his parents and left the cake with me, to be picked up tomorrow.

I ate all the blue frosting for him/ whilst throwing up blue puke for a few hours after.

my dad came down the stairs that night and ate the rest of the cake.


the end

What is it again?? .....thank you for clarifying

Monday, January 10, 2011

Men laughing alone with fruit salad


Sunday, January 9, 2011

Happy ssunday!

Friday, January 7, 2011

oh...also...I have text messages as follows from last night.

Xacro798sf ( that is the name that is saved on my phone ) " hey Esther, I am going to hold you to dinner at Reef tonight. "

me: hurp? fdsa

Xacro798sf " remember? dinner!"

me: Frne, whatver 

so judging by his name, I have a date with an African tribesman, or an alien.

my down word spiral into sobriority

first, let me start by saying that I am so hungover I am not even going to spell chech thhis bitch.

What happens when babyotter runs into an ex boyfriend in a bar?

...all together now.

"she thinks its a great idea to drink her face off."

Don't feel pitty for me quiet yet

quite is it quieet ?quiet ,cuite, quite ...ya...its quite? or is that quite...


moving on.

for some reason, my logic is less then par when I am drinking,

I decide to mozy on over to a fresh bar stool to sit , but the stool is not there

...I see this in slow motion...

from the look of horror on my roomates face, to the dissaproving " nowiknowwhywebrokeupdrinkie"look on my exboyfriends face.

I sit  fall on the floor, legs up in the air...I guess not quiet....Dam THERE IT IS AGAIN!! what IS IT quite
quiet quief???

continuing....I guess not ....sitting, more like ....oh some weird yoga position gone wrong on the floor.

My logic continues on....I sit on the floor with an "I meant to do that" look on my face, and start stretching like I am about to run a motherfucking 10 k.

I am pretty I covered the groin/ hamstring to hamstring set.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Movie Review: The American

Last night I was sitting on the couch with the mop, and we had a very enlightening movie experience.

this is my take on the movie "The American "

I was the upside down bug.

On a side note, I was the upside down bug for, Muhollond drive, The Black Swan and anything that stars steve buscemi.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


So me and my roomate have this thing...where after almost every sentence...we say forever alone.... after.....
It basically makes a normal sentence not normal...but very sad and thought provoking.

_Roomate..." Will you be home for a while?"

Me. "yes."



Roomate: "what you got going on tonight?"

Me:" Oh...I think Ill just set up a monopoly game and play all the other players."

Saturday, January 1, 2011

happy new year assholes