tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1052199913432096202024-03-13T12:42:01.345-07:00schmoobear: A day in the Life of an otter, a baby otterMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger454125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-105219991343209620.post-17065392522120005332014-04-08T12:24:00.001-07:002014-04-08T12:25:40.652-07:00Giant bat farts<a href="http://giantbatfarts.com/">giant bat farts</a>http://giantbatfarts.com/<script type="text/javascript">
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So...I have some new friends. THey are pigeouns<br />
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(so this is a post I created a few years ago and SAVED I SAVED THIS POST because I thought It was something I needed to save to read in the FUTURE) Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-105219991343209620.post-83379125613985199312014-04-08T12:06:00.000-07:002014-04-08T12:10:08.394-07:00And THEN When I was little, my family bought a camcorder I was about five or six and it was magnificent. My parents let us go around and take home movies
they mostly consisted of barbies and feet
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FukIT IS REALLY HARD TO FIND A FOOT PICTURE
anyway, my parents had people over and decided to show them one of our movies!<br />
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unfortunately I had stuck the camera up my butt that day.
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the average time on my site is between 0 to 4 seconds juuuusst enough time to realize that they went to the wrong website..<br />
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Shout out to Brazil! and saudi arabia....<br />
sit down, stay a while, read things that don't make sense. <br />
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I opened up my babyotterz mail box today and found that someone has been sending me pictures of cake.<br />
like....a lot. A weird amount. <br />
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Why?<br />
Maybe they think that I am someone else?<br />
A cake man<br />
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Regardless, here is a picture that was sent to me.<br />
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This blog still works... I'm going to have to keep posting crap that only I read then .
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I have 30 pictures of basset hounds running on the desktop of my computer at this moment.<br />
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How people used to look at parties. <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">after my 17 usual buttery napple dranks </td></tr>
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and now.... :(<br />
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before: My mornings<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">just a pathetic picture of a swan duck....swuck a swuck look, i am making up words now! see!? my life is exciting :( </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">(its not) </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I haz drunks</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr>
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</tbody></table>The best thing that came out of this weekend was I found a weave on the side of the road, then packaged it up and gave it as a birthday presentUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-105219991343209620.post-55011714875554924242012-01-10T06:21:00.000-08:002012-01-10T06:21:04.923-08:00What people assume about me being a 28 year old single girl in the southWhere people think I live<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What people think the inside of my head looks like</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What I must eat for breakfast </td></tr>
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After drinking all night, I wake up,in babyotter fashion, <br />
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Positive note, I am not in a ditch, I am actually in a beautiful mansion, with a pretty good looking guy.<br />
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Hello man, and your pleathera of playboy bartending guides. Welcome to my town.<br />
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Yes you may take me home in your Maserati.<br />
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O? It is your fathers? O we are at your FAThers house? What time is it? WHAT TIME DOES YOUR THANKSGIVING START?????????<br />
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WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY HAVING THANKSGIVING??<br />
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Walk of shame to walk every other walk of shame shameface. I got to walk of shame past this fellows extended family, Hello Grandma. I am slutUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0