Giant bat farts

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pigeoun

So...I have some new friends. THey are pigeouns



(so this is a post I created a few years ago and SAVED I SAVED THIS POST because I thought It was something I needed to save to read in the FUTURE)

And THEN

When I was little, my family bought a camcorder I was about five or six and it was magnificent. My parents let us go around and take home movies they mostly consisted of barbies and feet
FukIT IS REALLY HARD TO FIND A FOOT PICTURE anyway, my parents had people over and decided to show them one of our movies!


unfortunately I had stuck the camera up my butt that day.  :(

Analytics

So one drunk night years ago, I decided to instal google analytics on my schmoobear blog. Thinking that this would be a good idea, because I have to track the nothing to come.

 the average time on my site is between 0 to 4 seconds  juuuusst enough time to realize that they went to the wrong website..


  Shout out to Brazil!  and saudi arabia....
 sit down, stay a while, read things that don't make sense.

cake

I opened up my babyotterz mail box today and found that someone has been sending me pictures of cake.
like....a lot. A weird amount.
?
Why?
Maybe they think that I am someone else?
A cake man

Regardless, here is a picture that was sent to me.

 

Jesus, this is how i feel still posting to this blog

Ffhbvffg

This blog still works... I'm going to have to keep posting crap that only I read then .

merry christmas

I have 30 pictures of basset hounds running on the desktop of my computer at this moment.

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http://youtu.be/Veg63B8ofnQ

Most offensive

undrunkathon....Day one.

How people used to look at parties.

after my 17 usual buttery napple dranks

and now....    :(

"ravers 4 Jesus"

before: My mornings

a penis, it would usually be a penis 

now:

just a pathetic picture of a swan duck....swuck a swuck look, i am making up words now! see!? my life is exciting  :( 

(its not)

Desk top clean up: images that I feel are important, thus will now be published for the world to see

Reasons why I am happy that I am no longer single:

lonely-ness-ness 

I haz drunks

Rejectionz

Lookin hots for the menz

These guys, ...and their hats...and shirts/Microsouls

Also, I have stopped blowing my nose on towels.

So I am sitting here deciding what to write about and it comes to me....wow, I haven't blogged in a while. Why, why is this? I start scrolling down the pages reading what was so inspiring back then, what has changed now. Then DING it hits, I am actually in a happy relationship. I am not passed out on the floor of some rape frat house covered in marshmallows. I am not trying to eat my own shoe while sitting in a planter(Aka being an average single lady) I am boring and have no meaning. I have become worthless. A worthless whore cow.

I am just going to sit here in my happy relationship all in loooove and die of fatness, and glittery pink sexy joyful puppy Christmas carols.