I KNOW I KNOW..IT IS ALL IN MY HEAD...BUT SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE MY MOM LIKES MY BROTHER MORE THEN ME......

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SET OFF THE DATE RAPE BOMB

Another fun trip into the land of "yahoo answers"

sketchy santas

Just when I was about to give up on the internet....A light of sun in the form of creepy santas...fluttered down on my desk.

I give you .. http://sketchysantas.com/

Thought 'o' Day

You know, I was just thinking...
Say...meh...its your birthday and you guys go to dinner.
....bottle of wine $75/$150
dinner $75 per person
drinks $50 per person

So at the end of the night...it's like $170 per person.

My thought is, when you crap the next day, you are basically crapping out $170 bucks.

Last night , the UK edition

So....I meet this guy...oooo about a year ago...
Trying to make out with my boyfriend...who now wears more makeup then me.....but that is another post all together


Somewhere between the shot of "liquid ass dumpling" and the pint of Stella, I decided to meh....go out with him
.........I mean...he is british.........and the british are fun! right? yep.....fun.....and by the picture pictured below, forgiving.....
LOOK at the cat. look at the cat! HA! .....i love that picture



Anyway.... conclusion, the british are not as "fun" as depicted, in such films as "European Vacation"
So here is a picture of a peep taking a crap .