i will take any of the following ;

So, lately A few of my friends have decided that Baby Otter should stop being such a prude bitch, and start clawing my way into the hell that is only known as the dating world.
Now, I am kind of picky, so if you want to date me, you must be the following;

This guy; Do I have to even explain why?

Ahh...of course the roman rugby team....hello...hello...you blue shirted vixens of a sport that I dont understand/see a point to.





The last three are as follows, The monopoly man, evil lawyer and drunk business man. I assume if you are one, you are all three. It is hard being a hot monosexual otter....

NEw year predictions; men that will fuck you over, as follows

Zang Tsung

He is in an asian coverband of journey, who covers asians who cover journey.

You love his impression of the "donger" so much, that you choose to look over the fact that he has a 2 inch penis.
He dumps you for a chick with bigger boobs,
Moving on;

This is Jean Piere la toilette, Sensitive, cute artist. He dumps you when he starts actually enjoying time with you. "NO" he shouts, "It is SAD BUNNY, No happy bunny! my art is SAD..THE sad BUNNY." "YOu Rape my art You COW!"

Ahh....The Roman Rugby team. You have the time of your life getting passed around like a bong at a stoner party. then, they all dump you when they decide they enjoy having sex with themselves more.
Xander Elis, a yes. sniff...this one will be to hard for you to talk about for some time...... The way you curled his golden ringlets around your finger....the way he smiled....his musk. The fact that he couldn't remember your last name name, or your first, and how he just walked out on the first date...and how you stalked his facebook profile until he blocked you....Sniff
Turns out this one was still in love with his much prettier, skinner, more stylish, smarter, more endowed, richer, nicer, everythinger ex girlfriend.
Enjoy 2010! it is going to be a great year!

i was cool before cool was cool

Ahh....christmas.....
Nice time, to relax with family.
.......
give gifts.......

perfect time to give back to the community



Or in my case, get so drunk you cant feel your face.


Merry christmas kids....
baby otter out

This is your sex life next year, reasons as follows;

A: You think he is an ironic hipster, only to find out after "the deed" he really thinks he is a clown.


B. you get so drunk one night when you go out, you just start following things that sparkle.
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C. Date rape

D. No reason behind this one...you are just a skank.

Reason #34342304234 not to have kids

they are too short

o christmas bush o christmas bush

JR)DADDDDDY!! I WANT A TREEEEEEEE!!!!DADDY....DADDDYYYYYYYYYYY DADDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mom: (in a wisconsin accent)For Gods sake Herb, just get a dam tree..anything to shut him up. my glands are ...blah blah something something.

dad) what? I cant hea.....

JR. DADDY IF YOU DONT GET ME THIS TREE I WILL POOP! i WILL POOP RIGHT HERE, ON THE STAIR. THEN I WILL POOP ON MR. FLUFFYWINKERS. THEN I WILL POOP ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GET ME A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mom)Herb! O my dear God....herb...oh crap, now...o jeeze....the cat is eating it.....*lurch* *gag*

Dad) but it is christmas eve! where the hell am i going to find a freaken tree!