maybe they wont notice.....

Cake Decorator: And here is your cake! YAY!

MOM: Um....

Cake Decorator: Please tell your child to stop Sobbing, YAY!

Mom:Is this a joke?

Cake Decorator: It is an expression of acceptance!! Isn't that FREE! YAY!!

(later that night)Mom to child: Stop sobbing, and eat your Butch lesbian/Drag king cake.