Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Sunday, February 20, 2011

wait...did I miss a holiday?

I celebrate "morning after regret day"

it is more of a morning thing.

not so much a celebration.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

and this leads me to question

why is lisp so hard to say with people who have lisps.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011


Today I woke up, wrote this "feliz cumplenos me madre in me cama por los noches de queso!" on my friends facebook wall; ( he is Mexican)

translated meaning "happy cumplenos me mother in me bed by the nights of cheese! "

I dont speak spanish.

my bad.

so I typed in "by the night of cheese" because I could perhaps pretend like I meant to say it? Hoping it was a mexican celebration of some sorts.

Found -^_ that, which leads me to everything something on the internet?
can my cat take a dump on my key board and google qw84nrq4tr? and it mean something?

it does!it is a place in hathbrow park in london. My cat dumped out a park in London.

Monday, February 7, 2011

eaghh..... mate...reproduce....spread part....of ....societ......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thursday, February 3, 2011

cra crazzzzzzzy

So I have been feeling a little under the weather...

it is cold. I work. I am an otter. A baby one at that.

have been on ONE ONEONEOENONEROI:SEJ R"PSOJ ER:SE 1111111111111111    ONE ONE

Date with this dude.

He texts me last night.

Crazy: "he baby, want to meet up?" 12:30

 "no really lets meet up" 12:31

" I miss you."  12:32

'---Ten more begging texts ensue

"I am outside." 12:45

"the door is locked"12:46

"Door is still locked."12:23 (notice even time was like what the hell ?..screw this, I am out. )

Sixty Seven Messages later.

This man has dealt with mommy issues, named the capitals of all fifty states, texted out a John Grishim Novel.

Ensuing until 6:30 in the morning whereist

I wake up and respond.

"HA! your bat shit crazy"!

Never call a crazy person crazy.