Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Really cheetos?

Was this necessary ? What brilliant person in research and development came up with this one?
I guess that is a lesson learned; If sales are down, just make the product larger.
good to know.

Best mascots eva!

Red Blob
Grey blob
STANFORD TREE!!! (I am in love, THis tree is freaken crazy)
Blue blob

Spotted again!


I guess this sad panda has been seen walking around NY ....Just hanging out.....and being sad.

Monday, March 30, 2009


I get a sperm!

its lilys turn. you got a sperm last time :(

all this time.....the answer was whale....

Notice the check mark next to the answer. haha


Friday, March 27, 2009

Dear Pedro...

I just wanted to send you a copy of our family portrait.
Do you see anything wrong? maybe out of place?
maybe you should have left that flask of amaretto liquor at me maws
You owe me fifty bucks....

Thursday, March 26, 2009

make me a BABY!

So...i came across a great website called "make me a baby" You upload your picture with that of a celebrity, and it churns out what your babies will look like. Naturally, I uploaded a picture of an obese cat and mated it with Britney spears.
The results are wonderful.

You have been using this soap dispenser for years....

You just never notice....
I am just letting you know.
Your welcome

This is why I hate dogs......and people

I want to play you .....and eat you

whats hapening hot stuff

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Always that one guy......

Shows up when your trying to take a picture at your dirt wedding....
He tries to be sneaky sneaky in your mom's fake plant ........
He expresses his love for himself as you express your love for waldo....(where is he?)

dun na dun na dunnadunnadunnadunnadnanana


Sorry I missed your dogs birthday in the 1950's
I was a fetus ....not even......

p.s. your dog was scary
ppss your dog is haunting the dreams I have not had yet

Children....so brilliant.....

Yes ! Stick it to the MAN!

but....I cant see anything wrong with this......


Monday, March 23, 2009

Mr cleankins

Oh thats why....mr clean your brilliant...
come to me.

E harmineeeaaaa?

Thats all I have to say...

pastry o day

Do most deer have buck teeth?
I am confused.....but not as confused as the person who created the sailor blob magic balls....

YaY no more NCAA!

I want a red head mop:(

Sunday, March 22, 2009


Do you like popsicles? I have a whole freezer of popsicles in the basement!

Plea for help

Too much TIME....

Really lady? (assuming it is a lady, or a very feminine man...in which case he wouldn't mind me calling him lady) get back to work

can't you read the sign??.......

Lady neighbors.....

Friday, March 20, 2009

New blog? eah?


this one is for you sis

Leave those poor animals alone....:( Have me some BABIES! NOW

kinda makes me a weirdo....

How hot is prince Eric? (was watching the little mermaid. )

Thursday, March 19, 2009

This is all I got....

sorry.....I am tired
Dam neighbor having a Sing a -thon family reunion.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

So ....this is what I did when I took that Ambien last night.....

I have wanted to know for a while what my chances were.....good to know

best ebay listing EVA!

This is Suzie. She died when she was 13 years old.

She is wearing a maroon colored dress with white trim. There are a few small burn marks on her dress.

She is an extremely depressed girl. She needs a best friend.

She would prefer to be in a home that doesn't have a lot of other haunted dolls.

She will visit you in your dreams.

.........I feel like she would get along with crazy eyes mc doll I found in antique store of death.


Monday, March 16, 2009

crapball balloon animals

My guilty ten minute treadmill song is full of it.....

I have seen jesus!

and he is a perv.....

St Drunkiemcfattercrap day (why I hate you)

Animal Abuse...
People who wear this hat....
This guy....he is EVERYWHERE....and he wants YOUR number!

Sunday, March 15, 2009


come here little cat on a book....


Come here and spoon you little fluff