Wednesday, September 30, 2009


I like going on yahoo answers and answering questions with generic responses such as "meh" "your mom" and "in my bed/pants/(insert anything here) many.....responses .......many............


I spent a day and a half responding to all the things he should do in that 32 hours spent of my life.

ONE.....TWO........TWO AND A HALF.......WAait wait lens cap that someones fat aunt in the backround....gross........wait till she waddles off.................still waiting...............dadaadeda............THREE!

Trust me, that one is going to turn out perfect.

... Peace out.......

baby otter........

How I spend my time in the office...I have decided

20% facebook

10% typing in passwords for ...Meh??

20% working on this blog

10000000000000% picking my nose

10000000000% looking around the corner to see if anyone can see me picking my nose.

10% Scratching my upper lip when people see me, pretending that I was not creating a self induced finger lobotomy.

IT ADDS UP trust the math you tards

p.s. I am picking my nose as i do this blog

p.p.s.s I just got a bugger on the 's' key.

Monday, September 28, 2009

baby otter trying to analyze life, failing edition...

Hello there....

Lets do some math....shall we?

Suavementsyphlis guy(up top) +These two studs(who most likely like to be bottoms)
x^2 this manface mc funpants
X Bobby Idontshowerawitz
_ (minus) Soon to be Sad :( wedding
+ teen idle pete wentz

X ^2 Generic business man




Saturday, September 26, 2009

It is still friday night according to my hangover....Last night edition

This is a bar......last night........... at two............

After I had just sat on a table..........

and broke it.........................

spilling drinks everywhere..........

Then trying to hide the evidence in a planter.................

Thursday, September 24, 2009


i fixed it

Add Glitter to your Photos

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Showing up at work hungover.....

Bill:Hey danny, you gonna make da cake?

Danny:F*ck my head...F*ck F*ck

Bill: Do you need help getting off the floor? I am not cleaning up that vomit.

Danny: Ya ya, Ill make the cake, what does she want....

BIll : Dis

Danny:allright allright....give me a sponge

Bill: Why Do you need a sponge?

Danny: Dont ask questions yoU cow!!

30 minutes later....

Danny: TA DA!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


So, Austria burglary rate is 40% higher then the US, and they don't know why :(

.............. but i may have an answer....


just maybe..........its because

..........your prison's look like

This particular one is in a little city i call Justizzentrum leoben

No joke people...really ....dam it! why?? why don't you believe me??? I am serious this time

HA! see i was telling the truth. nener nener nener

So......considering this place has; state of the art gym, tennis, basketball,even ping pong ball courts, beautiful scenic lounging areas; spacious apartments......

Anyone know a good house I can rob in Austria??

Saturday, September 19, 2009

so wrong...yet so right

I am so very sorry for being so very attracted to this man. I don't know what is wrong with me. ....

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


Monday, September 14, 2009


Just when I thought the internet could not get any cooler, there it was, on my screen.
A website called "cats that look like hitler, we call them kitlers"Dam it! I had that idea ten years ago....should have pounced on that one.....

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I just googled, "support groups for people who pick there nose too much"

AnD I found this little gem of a quiz,

Do you need help? take this and find out :(

1) I can’t go a day without having a finger in my nose.
2) Sometimes I have to pick so bad that I don’t care where I am and whose watching.
3)I still choose to use my finger even though I have tissue present and the option to blow.
4) I enjoy the physical sensation of having a finger up my nose.
5)I greatly enjoy the texture and appearances of my boogers and sometimes enjoy playing wi
th them before flicking them away.
6)I fantasize about eating or do already eat the fruits of my nose harvests.
7) I have proficiently mastered the use of all my fingers for my digs.
8) Whenever I am in my car, I fall into the magical thinking pattern and believe no one can see me picking even though they are looking directly at me.
9) Others find my nose picking very disturbing and traumatizing but I still do it anyway.
10) Most of my day involves thinking about, planning around or engaging in my nose picking activities.

11) Whenever I see someone else picking t
heir nose I get the intense urge to start picking my own.
19) I have been in the company of others who along with myself engaged in a gr
oup picking.

To let you guys know, I got 17 out of 12 true

And because Many of you wont read a post unless it has pictures, here ya go
Freaken Mr T Kittey. (most of you are under the age of 7 and can't read anyway)

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

THis is for you ex boyfriend(s)

Ya Know...this blog has NOTHING to do with* ah hem*....that girl, (that presumably broke your heart/ wallet.)Even If she does not love you any more...I do
So keep reading....for baby otter...
Baby otter

Friday, September 4, 2009

Themed post; booze. (meh...its labor day)

This sign makes me sad :()

You sometimes misplace yourself.

It doesn’t bother you when you wake up with an empty wallet because all those bartenders and waitresses probably deserve that money more than you do and HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID I SPEND SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY?

Your hangover has a hangover.

Your hangovers can be seen from space.

You can see your breath in July.

After eight drinks your “hugs” bear an uncanny resemblance to UFC take-downs.

You start your morning by reaching to the night stand, picking up your phone, pressing re-dial, and apologizing to whoever answers.

Youv’e tried to lay down on the ceiling.

You’ve stepped on your own fingers.

Everyone thinks you’re bilingual.
You receive divorce papers from your liver and it wants full custody of the kidneys.

The state has installed a Breathalyzer interlock device on your shoes.

Your favorite drinking game is Do A Shot Every Time You Do A Shot.

You spill so much booze at home your dog slurs his barks.

After your fifth drink, you’re like Don Juan with the ladies: They Don Juan nothing to do with you.

You can, in a pinch, construct a fully-operational keg tap from a cigarette lighter, two clothespins and lots of love.

You will eat a bug for a shot.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009 the racest slur.....

So....... Online shopping at Target just got a little more funky