Wednesday, July 29, 2009

yo yo mama

Last night, I had a little Too much vino. I decided (because I am a crazy) to go over to the home of a new friend of mine.

He Also happens to be a well known concert violinist:

When I Got To his place, I felt like hearing some music. So I Asked him to play for me, and he did, beautifully.

OH yes he played, and I am thinking that he is prob. a little nutso, because I :
A. Kept Calling his violin a guitar. ...mmm yah....easy mistake right? There both wood. Thats all I got.
B.) Asked him to play motley Crue's "Shout out at the devil"
b) Oh yes, and I got mad at him because he didnt know it, slurring out of my pie hole " friggggen wha kind oooo guitaarist, ooo sorry, jelloist (possibly trying to say chelloist)are you liiiiar!"
C. Forgot his name, so just called him "Waffles" for the rest of the night.

O, and I looked like this

IN Conclusion, a fun night had by all!! (and by all I mean only me)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Really myspace? no....Really??

I decided to check my myspace for the first time in over three years, and this little gem of an add Was pooped on my screen. I am sure the girls/ piddley souled guys that actually click on this smell like........ . Insect repellent + b.o. + some form of axe and tears

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Yay! finally a spray that makes my couch a big orange turd!

But, why?

Friday, July 24, 2009

misty water colored meeemories, of the way we weeereee

Boy: but moooom I don't to open my mouth!
mom: you will go.....dont do this to mommy....she broke her pelvis...
Mom(muttering) dam kegerator
boy: But he is going to stick bad things in it!
Mom: here Look at the nice bear.
mom(thinking) gingingingingingingingingingin and mayyybe some vodka later.
Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

John - 9

it has been to long snl

Saturday, July 18, 2009


I found this picture on the interweb fainted. This man is the most beautiful freaken thing i have blllllllahhhhhhhasldkfjas;ldfkjsd I fainted again. I cannot look at this picture with out the glory of his beautiful face burn my retnas. Asdsdorase;rlajser;lijsd


Sunday, July 12, 2009


Friday, July 10, 2009


good job zoo...that works

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


not so much........

I dont see any good that will come from peanut butter and jelly m&m's

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


mommy, lets go to the park OF DEATH

Monday, July 6, 2009

I understand

I understand the poo ping....but what the hell is Thai Chinese ?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hurt my brain #4

But....if you.....then how can you.........then.....what happens when...........owwwwwwww