misty water colored meeemories, of the way we weeereee

Boy: but moooom I don't to open my mouth!
mom: you will go.....dont do this to mommy....she broke her pelvis...
Mom(muttering) dam kegerator
boy: But he is going to stick bad things in it!
Mom: here Look at the nice bear.
mom(thinking) gingingingingingingingingingin and mayyybe some vodka later.
Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!