Monday, February 24, 2014


So one drunk night years ago, I decided to instal google analytics on my schmoobear blog. Thinking that this would be a good idea, because I have to track the nothing to come.

 the average time on my site is between 0 to 4 seconds  juuuusst enough time to realize that they went to the wrong website..

  Shout out to Brazil!  and saudi arabia....
 sit down, stay a while, read things that don't make sense.


I opened up my babyotterz mail box today and found that someone has been sending me pictures of cake.
like....a lot. A weird amount.
Maybe they think that I am someone else?
A cake man

Regardless, here is a picture that was sent to me.


Friday, February 21, 2014

Jesus, this is how i feel still posting to this blog