Analytics

So one drunk night years ago, I decided to instal google analytics on my schmoobear blog. Thinking that this would be a good idea, because I have to track the nothing to come.

 the average time on my site is between 0 to 4 seconds  juuuusst enough time to realize that they went to the wrong website..


  Shout out to Brazil!  and saudi arabia....
 sit down, stay a while, read things that don't make sense.

cake

I opened up my babyotterz mail box today and found that someone has been sending me pictures of cake.
like....a lot. A weird amount.
?
Why?
Maybe they think that I am someone else?
A cake man

Regardless, here is a picture that was sent to me.

 

Jesus, this is how i feel still posting to this blog