Monday, February 24, 2014


So one drunk night years ago, I decided to instal google analytics on my schmoobear blog. Thinking that this would be a good idea, because I have to track the nothing to come.

 the average time on my site is between 0 to 4 seconds  juuuusst enough time to realize that they went to the wrong website..

  Shout out to Brazil!  and saudi arabia....
 sit down, stay a while, read things that don't make sense.