Thursday, April 30, 2009

rarrrrrrrrr......?



Its ok jack



Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I have seen it....

In my worst dreams......

Fattieface

It is a bus stop that doubles as a scale.....Europeans......what will they think of next

Monday, April 27, 2009

whada I do?



Sunday, April 26, 2009

raccoon butt shelf

This little guy got stuck in a hole in this tree. Some dude saw his little pooter sticking out, realized he was stuck, and built him a little shelf. Awwwww.....the raccoon got out :)

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Awwww......


(i bet they have very large jowels)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

I know a great sand guy......


Maybe some foam? you know......

Saturday, April 18, 2009

ugh......my birthday is october forty seventh 1837?


now GET ME A BEER WHOOOOHOOOO

Your poop dont stink


Yep....dont ask how I "stumbled" on this site....this product makes your poop not smell....
the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, and if you can,go to the products web site, read and listen to the testimonials.
At first thought......this can't be real.....oh but it is
WWW.TAKEAWHIFF.COM

Monday, April 13, 2009

I couldn't finish my class mediation because I had ear....work...



I LIED!! I Was playing the harpsamczylaphone for my goat! He LOVED it! and we danced....oh how we danced......

Sunday, April 12, 2009

OMG watch the WHOLE thing......NOW


1.18 where they .....ugghalweromrmmeh9384&*&(#&$)#($&)#$*&#%$#$*#&$O#$(*&#O$
THe Little otter .....OMSLDKFJHLIESR*&*#&$(#$

Saturday, April 11, 2009

why I hate easter part deaux

Flattensquishedheadchicken
"kisses" Yellow blobthingie cake
Googlie eyes bunneah

Awww.....that is so.....cu....weird


Nice.....real nice....

slutty animals


Thursday, April 9, 2009

because you don't speak human you f*uck wad



C*ock, S*hit, Ba**lls, Fa*rt DooD*Lidder. Its pointless, That is what makes it so funny!! See?? get it? I might as well just write cockshitballsfartdodiddler.........? No? ok ....nevermind

why i hate easter



Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Who are you?



Why do people ever think it is a good idea to walk a cat....

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

come here scuba steve.....


scubbbba horse. ...

sad day


when your parents had you they were disappointed, instead of the PORN STAR they were hopping for...they got a Costco employee. ....bad day

So ....I cant spend my retirement in the freezer?

How long could you survive trapped inside your kitchen freezer?

Created by Recipe Star


Guess not....unless my retirement lasts for seven hours

Test results time

What would you taste like to a cannibal?

Created by Recipe Star


I guess I took this little beauty last night.....Now I know
now I know....

its ok buddy......she is gone.....not coming back.....yep ...never coming back



Monday, April 6, 2009

sad panda spotted ....?



fattie



and this leads to the question...


Why and who goes around looking at leaves to see if they look like things?

why I love japan


this is why

schoolbus fail

I normally would not post something like this, But these little whipper snappers look pretty happy.....so......yay?


Friday, April 3, 2009

Best christmas eva!

YAY! MOM! I know you were stoned and drunk when you went "christmas shopping" this year. But you brought home something other then crabs!


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

dan na nana na na na dana na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Dear sister, I will never let you know where to get those costumes. Do they look happy? do they? DO THEY????????? STOP THE PAIN!!!!

Why cant I sell my house :(



no....dont make me eat......them......

Ok, just one