things that make me sad because I will never get that three seconds that it took me to look at it back:(

Really shelf? really? nice...your a bear....thats all you do....good job...no really....you are the worst shelf that I have ever seen.....no ...no.....don't even....I dont want to hear it.....
you smell.......
Oh Duck.....OH duck.....some artist made you....I can hear it now
Artist "It is gods rubber duckie...he is bathing in the RIVER hahahaha!!! snort snort cackle"
Because IM THE BOSS! thats why.....I wear this tie....
Looks delicious