o christmas bush o christmas bush

JR)DADDDDDY!! I WANT A TREEEEEEEE!!!!DADDY....DADDDYYYYYYYYYYY DADDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mom: (in a wisconsin accent)For Gods sake Herb, just get a dam tree..anything to shut him up. my glands are ...blah blah something something.

dad) what? I cant hea.....

JR. DADDY IF YOU DONT GET ME THIS TREE I WILL POOP! i WILL POOP RIGHT HERE, ON THE STAIR. THEN I WILL POOP ON MR. FLUFFYWINKERS. THEN I WILL POOP ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GET ME A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mom)Herb! O my dear God....herb...oh crap, now...o jeeze....the cat is eating it.....*lurch* *gag*

Dad) but it is christmas eve! where the hell am i going to find a freaken tree!