um.....ya....that smell.....the dog......I need to stop feeding it people food.....I know....gross......oops him again....what? no...he can like "throw" his farts.....crazy......please leave my office.....door closed...ya thanks

Every..VERY single time I have tried to google something today....................................... This------------------------------->


Has been the top ad on my google ad bar.



..google figured that THIS fits my demographic perfectily.......
so....people that google "swivel chairs," "Fat man riding tandem bike" "how to play a lute" and "henti porn" Like Footie pajamas....

who knew?

Now...google ....listen to me....
I have to admit......All I have had to eat today is a sour gummy worm and a pinky fingernail I chewed off and accidentily swallowed...so meh...I am a little grumpy

But I do NOT want to, NOR ever want to buy your footie pajamas...I am not three months old...I can sometimes put on my pants myself....

As tempting as it is to see these celebrities with their footies....I am going to have to say....

                                 thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssss footies~!

-love kevin-