WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF SOMEONE WHO DOSN'T KICK PUPPIES?

I ADMIT IT YOU FUCKTARDS. I WATCH THE MOTHERFUCKING BACHLOR. I WATCH IT BECAUSE THE DEVIL HIMSELF IS ACTUALLY THE BACHLOR. NOBODY SEES IT.......BUT I DO! AHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAHHHAAA CACKLE CACLKE SNORT * COUGH *

OK....SO I WANT TO SEE WHAT THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT...I HULU IT...NO BIGGIE...
THE SONG "OOOONNNN THE WIIIIIINGS OF LOOOOOOOVE" STARTS PLAYING....MEH.....

WHAT EV....

THEN A BUNCH OF SLUTS COME OUT.....*YAWN*

............Btw....what the pickle whiskers do thease people possibly have in common....

THEN............THEN HE  COMES ON THE SCREEN....

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I YELL! NOBODY HEARS ME EXECPT FOR MR.WISKERMCFLUFFPOOTERKITTY..."MERRROW?"

DOES NOBODY ELSE REALIZE THAT LUCIFER HIMSELF HAS TAKEN THE SHAPE OF THIS MAN????

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!

DON'T SEE IT?? LOOK HARDER YOU BLINDFACE!

SUP NOW BITCHES.......

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