Last night/this morning edition

So....Last night I stumbled into my apartment and had the drunk hungeries ......

So I am assuming...

This morning I felt somehow....very very full.....

I wiped my eyes and Saw with horror a trail of american cheese slice wrappers leading from my bed (a few in my bed) all the way around my couch...to the bathroom? then finally to the kitchen

At the kitchen I saw an empty container of sour cream.

I did the math....the only two things that I had in my fridge was a unopened POUND of processed cheese and some old sour cream.


O....I thought .....Cream cheese! hahaha * hickup *

I am gross