Last night edition part merrrrrrrowp

Last night started out simply enough

you know. this guy that I was seeing told me he had to go to a WAKE then ran into him at a bar at the time he should have been at this said wake.

My Friend explained...Maybe the wake is aT the bar! BODY SHOTS!!! whoohooo!

Anyway, Ate a bug, threw up in a planter, got my head stuck in a gate

sometimes....I get the feeling that I am not invited to the pants party.