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Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

The internets over, everyone go home * flicks light on and off *

You know.....



So last night, when I was talking with my "boyfriend" ( don't ask why that is in quotes, .....actually DO! it is in quotes because I can't commit to a breakfast cereal)

I realized that I was Actually interrupting my self and getting pissed off at my self for my rudeness and insensitive factor.

Yo, I am going to let me finish, but I was the best........

so it goes...

Did not stop there my friend...

Whilst explaining to my "friend" (took it down a notch) That the only thing worth teaching a child is "thumb wiener" I spilled my martini......on a senator.

lesson learned....when said patron spills drink, it is not the spilled upon that finances the next. ...o and trying to suck liquid out of tweed is gross...you end up getting all these little tweetlet hairs stuck in your teeth.

getting home, I decide that two in the drunk morning is a special time for me to reflect on my accomplishments in life.

thought process from 2:15-2:47

2:15 "How do I loose just one shoe? I have a whole closet of solos. Do I go out and just wear one shoe? Do I throw them at people? Am I sleep eating....my shoes? Sleep raping? Sleep something? whyyyyyyyy? what does it mean?

2:17-2:22 "All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hands up! iffffff you LIkE it then you should put a ring on it, ifffffff you like it then you should ua put a ring on it, duah da da duah da daduah da da Duah da da da da da..."

2:22-2:25- * pick nose *

2:25-2:27-" dua da da duah da da duah da da duah da da"

2:27-2:30- * continues to pick nose *

2:30-2:30.4 - "I wonder what I should do with my life..."

2:30-2:45- * pick nose *

IN conclusion: I ended moving my bed to the other side of the room, Problems solved!

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