Friday, December 3, 2010

So, it has come to my attention that we are now having two new dogs live with us.

Our apartment is the size of a skittle.

Wait, it gets worse.

I appairently drunkenly slurred out of my face one night that I would "take care " of said dog....s

is this how you do it?

I will no longer have an apartment. Just a moving hairy annoying floor that craps everywhere. F*uck you boozE!

p.s. I am drinking a beer

p.p.s it is three in the afternoon.

On a positive note...When I pass out on the floor they wont be able to write on my face with sharpies.

....they have no hands.

they have paws

four of them.

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