So, it has come to my attention that we are now having two new dogs live with us.
Our apartment is the size of a skittle.
Wait, it gets worse.
I appairently drunkenly slurred out of my face one night that I would "take care " of said dog....s
is this how you do it?
p.s. I am drinking a beer
p.p.s it is three in the afternoon.
On a positive note...When I pass out on the floor they wont be able to write on my face with sharpies.
....they have no hands.
they have paws
four of them.