We had a server named Kitty....She drew a CAT on our bill.= reason for celebrashon
* side note, when we get drunk, we reach our level of "merowing" plateau where normal conversing is dismissed and we just start meowing at each other.
|btw, this cat is watching you have sex|
So I head over to water barf..or whatever
Five minutes later I leave.
I walk in, and not only did he confess his love for me, he confessed it 37 times.
-nice third date sucka
So I get home and
I have left over birthday cake
I some how managed to set off the smoke alarm whilst putting my ice cream cake on a plate.
I break the world.