Forever.....

Had to add

 A few more examples of his stunning work


BRAVO .*clap* BRAAAAAaaaaaaaavo.

sneaky sneaky

So I own a gallery, mind you, I am in my 20's. SO yes I AM ROLLING in money. and by money I mean dog shit.


A guy leaves his painting..his poorly established painting at my gallery for a week and a half.

This is him, in his painter hat 

and then writes this whole flibberjabber on facebook about how I "stole" his painting. I mean ..In all fairness....it got thrown away by the manager of the place....THEY mistook it for trash...was so bad...it was on a wall...hanging on a canvass...and they mistook it for trash.

So In the spirit of things. I would like to say, yes, start a business...so people can crap on your face and fart on your soul

First, Let me just say that the man smoking the cigarette is the sexiest thing alive. What is YOUR type people ask. it is him.

THe mexican in the back can watch

Hey, any of you fine males want to come with me and my friends, buy me drinks all night, have me ignore you, then go home and mastrrrbate using your tears as lube? ? ? ?

so in my post drunkenmcfattass st patricks day, I got this twitter feed " Two vip tickets to the free press concert." ...the only catch is I have be the 40000 person to "like" this news feed on facebook.


So, I am spending my day creating several hundred facebook profiles.
Add me if you wish.
a few names are


1. Merman ofthesea
2. estar dequeso



These pages were well worth the two hours I spent making them not look fake and getting every motherfucking person and there mom to think that I am a batshit crazy toad stomper by friend requestioon them with my fifty different mymultiplepersonaltydisordershavespawnedthereownmultipersionaltydisorders

why I hate st patricks day part deaux

HAHA! GREEN BEER! HA!

I will eat a bug for a shot !

I am dead inside

I own Jorts

I may or may not have given birth to Lindsay Lohan ( also I too am dead inside)

just a waitin' to start some date rapin'

The End . This Is all I will ever need in this world . I die happy now

 Please join my group
Drinkers against mother driving


or DAMD

just found this on my ol' phone pictures.

Yes....looks like something I would do.

nice simple message written in fat kid scribble, with uncodeable orca whale reference at the bottom.