Ah, thanKsgiVing.....I am always reminded of my best thanksgiving to date. Last year in fact.

After drinking all night, I wake up,in babyotter fashion,

Positive note, I am not in a ditch, I am actually in a beautiful mansion, with a pretty good looking guy.

excellent.



Hello man, and your pleathera of playboy bartending guides. Welcome to my town.

Yes you may take me home in your Maserati.

O? It is your fathers? O we are at your FAThers house? What time is it? WHAT TIME DOES YOUR THANKSGIVING START?????????

WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY HAVING THANKSGIVING??

Walk of shame to walk every other walk of shame shameface. I got to walk of shame past this fellows extended family, Hello Grandma. I am slut