Blarf

fuck Dennis

The best thing that came out of this weekend was I found a weave on the side of the road, then packaged it up and gave it as a birthday present

What people assume about me being a 28 year old single girl in the south

Where people think I live

Where people think I live

What people think the inside of my head looks like

How people think I sleep

What I must eat for breakfast

How I pass my sad Sunday afternoons

as I am sitting here at 7 in the morning looking up "how to cheat at scrabble"