So I am sitting here deciding what to write about and it comes to me....wow, I haven't blogged in a while. Why, why is this? I start scrolling down the pages reading what was so inspiring back then, what has changed now. Then DING it hits, I am actually in a happy relationship. I am not passed out on the floor of some rape frat house covered in marshmallows. I am not trying to eat my own shoe while sitting in a planter(Aka being an average single lady) I am boring and have no meaning. I have become worthless. A worthless whore cow.

I am just going to sit here in my happy relationship all in loooove and die of fatness, and glittery pink sexy joyful puppy Christmas carols.