ahhh there's my bus!

because....that is where i am going......crazy town with captan nutsack 

my room mate in collEge...in male form

GOLDFISHHHHHH...ahhhh

Dear mom, (its your little laaaady!)

Ok, so my new bf is soooo hot! I had to show you a pic of his hottness. (You know it!) he does nails over at the "Crazy 8 doesn't make you wait" nail palace. 

Can you believe those are not press on? 

I love him, We ask for your blessing for our lesbian(even though he is not a girl) union. 

Don't stop our love. 

oh no little schmoo

he will come back.....no, your not fat.......he was crazy to have left you

why

Is this so funny to me

Ok hun...the garage sale is up here on the left

Earhhhhh........nevermind

mah bad

Dear Robert Mondavi,

Your son is a douche, Please fix him.

Until then, I will not drink your wine, for it has aided to your son's doucheisim.

YAY for "ID's and More"!

Now ...I know you know this mom....because you found it and laughed..But I had a faker then fake ID (it said I was forty, had a picture of me with one eye closed, and said I was from some place like Paris New Mexico) But it was not anything like this....Actually....come to think....mine was way worse....

Hey MOM! Its me (again)

Just wanted to show you a picture of my TWO (I am such a pimp) new boyfriends! I am bringing them home for thanksgiving so make sure to have plenty of Tang and beef jerky. They make me feel like a princess! ( princess lady of doom...my new fav computer game)
Kisses!
love your little princess lady of doom

Just posting some luv for Htown! holla!

So, As many of you know a hurricane blew through Houston and Galveston. I myself was in Houston at the time glued to the TV like all Houstonians at that time. Pensive, and scared we watched as the waves rapidly got higher and more distructive.

Then out of no where a dude in a bear costume ran up behind this live reporter and started doing cartwheels.

It was the best thing I have ever seen in my life....thank you bear man

Quimby The Mouse from This American Life on Vimeo.

mommy!!! i want a HORSe for my BIRFTDATY!

I will give you a dead horse cake and you will like it.........
sad...

vanilla bear; a grouping of some great wifi names..

things that make me sad because I will never get that three seconds that it took me to look at it back:(

Really shelf? really? nice...your a bear....thats all you do....good job...no really....you are the worst shelf that I have ever seen.....no ...no.....don't even....I dont want to hear it.....
you smell.......
Oh Duck.....OH duck.....some artist made you....I can hear it now
Artist "It is gods rubber duckie...he is bathing in the RIVER hahahaha!!! snort snort cackle"
Because IM THE BOSS! thats why.....I wear this tie....
Looks delicious

pladymanapuss

See...they are not scary :(

Love for sale....

I took this in my local walgreens......see anything wrong? nope....me neather

Here you go sweetie...play with your nice little toy!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! freakiest stuffed animal ever! platipudder...why you so scary?

sexyswinefluin

you want this? ? maybe.......

please stop haunting my dreams

I told you to stop it.....dam too late...now look what you did with your cheeky smile and your one 420 eyeball.....mission complete dorkpants, my dreams are ruined. ...