So today....I went for a jog...So so so tired, it was more like a enthusiastic limp.


anywaddle...I start getting worried . "why, why must I be so tired?" I thought...


Oh no....maybe I am preggers.....holy crap! So I "raced" over to the local pharmacy was sifting through the pregnancy tests and thought to myself...when ....when was the last time you did the funky hump? .........when the amount of months I counted up got to twelve, I stopped out of respect to my pride.
...I decided that immaculately concepted anything would burst into flames after leaving my cooter... So I got some nerds and mountain dew instead, then went home to watch re-runs of the family guy......