Ah, thanKsgiVing.....I am always reminded of my best thanksgiving to date. Last year in fact.

After drinking all night, I wake up,in babyotter fashion,

Positive note, I am not in a ditch, I am actually in a beautiful mansion, with a pretty good looking guy.

excellent.



Hello man, and your pleathera of playboy bartending guides. Welcome to my town.

Yes you may take me home in your Maserati.

O? It is your fathers? O we are at your FAThers house? What time is it? WHAT TIME DOES YOUR THANKSGIVING START?????????

WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY HAVING THANKSGIVING??

Walk of shame to walk every other walk of shame shameface. I got to walk of shame past this fellows extended family, Hello Grandma. I am slut

So, I planned to write a post about how shamefully awful my last "relationship" was, but I couldn't quite find the words, so I decided to express myself in pictures.

Below are pictures of men that I would rather have a long committed lasting relationship with, then go on one date with my ex:

As Follows