one question...WHY IS MY JUMP SHOT SO SILKY SMOOTH?....

f
I like going on yahoo answers and answering questions with generic responses such as "meh" "your mom" and "in my bed/pants/(insert anything here)

but....so many.....responses ......to .......this...........so .......many............



df

I spent a day and a half responding to all the things he should do in that situation.......best 32 hours spent of my life.



ONE.....TWO........TWO AND A HALF.......WAait wait lens cap on.....TH.........is that someones fat aunt in the backround....gross........wait till she waddles off.................still waiting...............dadaadeda............THREE!


Trust me, that one is going to turn out perfect.




... Peace out.......

baby otter........

How I spend my time in the office...I have decided

20% facebook

10% typing in passwords for ...Meh??

20% working on this blog

10000000000000% picking my nose

10000000000% looking around the corner to see if anyone can see me picking my nose.

10% Scratching my upper lip when people see me, pretending that I was not creating a self induced finger lobotomy.

IT ADDS UP trust me....do the math you tards

p.s. I am picking my nose as i do this blog

p.p.s.s I just got a bugger on the 's' key.

baby otter trying to analyze life, failing edition...

Hello there....


Lets do some math....shall we?

Suavementsyphlis guy(up top) +These two studs(who most likely like to be bottoms)
x^2 this manface mc funpants
X Bobby Idontshowerawitz
_ (minus) Soon to be Sad :( wedding
+ teen idle pete wentz


X ^2 Generic business man





EQUALS =?

YOU GUESSED IT !!!

MAH DATE LAST NIGHT!

It is still friday night according to my hangover....Last night edition

This is me.....at a bar......last night........... at two............

After I had just sat on a table..........

and broke it.........................

spilling drinks everywhere..........

Then trying to hide the evidence in a planter.................

stilldrunkfromlastnight,ismelllikeadistilleryandeveryoneinthisofficesmellsmyshamepost

i fixed it




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Showing up at work hungover.....

Bill:Hey danny, you gonna make da cake?

Danny:F*ck my head...F*ck F*ck

Bill: Do you need help getting off the floor? I am not cleaning up that vomit.

Danny: Ya ya, Ill make the cake, what does she want....

BIll : Dis


Danny:allright allright....give me a sponge

Bill: Why Do you need a sponge?

Danny: Dont ask questions yoU cow!!

30 minutes later....

Danny: TA DA!!!!!!

COME ON!!! REALLY?

So, Austria burglary rate is 40% higher then the US, and they don't know why :(

.............. but i may have an answer....

maybe.......

just maybe..........its because

..........your prison's look like

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This particular one is in a little city i call Justizzentrum leoben

No joke people...really ....dam it! why?? why don't you believe me??? I am serious this time
.........fine....
just
GOOGLE IT YOU SWINE

HA! see i was telling the truth. nener nener nener

So......considering this place has; state of the art gym, tennis, basketball,even ping pong ball courts, beautiful scenic lounging areas; spacious apartments......

Anyone know a good house I can rob in Austria??

so wrong...yet so right

I am so very sorry for being so very attracted to this man. I don't know what is wrong with me. ....
so.....

hehe

kitlers

Just when I thought the internet could not get any cooler, there it was, on my screen.
A website called "cats that look like hitler, we call them kitlers"Dam it! I had that idea ten years ago....should have pounced on that one.....

I just googled, "support groups for people who pick there nose too much"

AnD I found this little gem of a quiz,

Do you need help? take this and find out :(

1) I can’t go a day without having a finger in my nose.
2) Sometimes I have to pick so bad that I don’t care where I am and whose watching. 3)I still choose to use my finger even though I have tissue present and the option to blow.
4) I enjoy the physical sensation of having a finger up my nose.
5)I greatly enjoy the texture and appearances of my boogers and sometimes enjoy playing with them before flicking them away.
6)I fantasize about eating or do already eat the fruits of my nose harvests.
7) I have proficiently mastered the use of all my fingers for my digs.
8) Whenever I am in my car, I fall into the magical thinking pattern and believe no one can see me picking even though they are looking directly at me.
9) Others find my nose picking very disturbing and traumatizing but I still do it anyway.
10) Most of my day involves thinking about, planning around or engaging in my nose picking activities.
11) Whenever I see someone else picking their nose I get the intense urge to start picking my own.
19) I have been in the company of others who along with myself engaged in a group picking.

To let you guys know, I got 17 out of 12 true

And because Many of you wont read a post unless it has pictures, here ya go
Freaken Mr T Kittey. (most of you are under the age of 7 and can't read anyway)
MR T KIIIIIIITTY!!

THis is for you ex boyfriend(s)

Ya Know...this blog has NOTHING to do with* ah hem*....that girl, (that presumably broke your heart/ wallet.)Even If she does not love you any more...I do
So keep reading....for baby otter...
Baby otter

Themed post; booze. (meh...its labor day)

This sign makes me sad :()
HOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DRUNKERD:


You sometimes misplace yourself.

It doesn’t bother you when you wake up with an empty wallet because all those bartenders and waitresses probably deserve that money more than you do and HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID I SPEND SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY?

Your hangover has a hangover.

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Your hangovers can be seen from space.

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You can see your breath in July.

After eight drinks your “hugs” bear an uncanny resemblance to UFC take-downs.

You start your morning by reaching to the night stand, picking up your phone, pressing re-dial, and apologizing to whoever answers.

Youv’e tried to lay down on the ceiling.

You’ve stepped on your own fingers.

Everyone thinks you’re bilingual.
You receive divorce papers from your liver and it wants full custody of the kidneys.

The state has installed a Breathalyzer interlock device on your shoes.

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Your favorite drinking game is Do A Shot Every Time You Do A Shot.

You spill so much booze at home your dog slurs his barks.

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After your fifth drink, you’re like Don Juan with the ladies: They Don Juan nothing to do with you.

You can, in a pinch, construct a fully-operational keg tap from a cigarette lighter, two clothespins and lots of love.

You will eat a bug for a shot.

hehehe....spot the racest slur.....

So....... Online shopping at Target just got a little more funky