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O my god.................................................................................................................................
I...........Have no words to describe what I just did, execpt for sldkfjasidfasf

So, I am working on a grant to restore a historic building. I sent out an email to a potential individual funder. Along with the email I enclosed a picture of the said building:

For those of you who know your history, this is not the "laundry room/power plant" in the back of my building....it is Auschwitz......

...............i just saw a thumbnail on my desk top......a brick building thumbnail............and pressed "attach photo"...................

O my god....................

.....I sent ....a potential funder..... a statement that asked them to turn One of the most evil and distructive concentration camps in WWII into a "Children's community art center"............................................................................

...(From my statement of intent that was sent along with the pictures), I quote "What Is amazing, Is the beauty and craftmanship that went into a building that served such a useful purpose. "
"One can almost feel the wonderful history and love that this building holds."

My night, old man edition

So, I am a student...going to school...
anyway...last night over a beer, I confess to my friend that I may have a little "thing" for one of my professors. repeat....LITTLE. meh..I confessed I liked the way he tossled his hair.


Me studying...I am a cat.

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All of a sudden, the elderly man sitting next to us, tossles his hair, swings around and says "I AM A PROFESSOR!, A PROFESSOR OF YOUR BODY!" no no...I am just kidding.....but below is an actual picture of him.....

So

Again...I think cats make things a little less creepy....awwww....

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Nope....turns out he Is a professor at the SAME school I go to....Professor of the clarinet...(poor mans recorder) ....sdf....

YOu know that movie with Adam Sandler...and he has that kid...and His girlfriend leaves him for that old dude...and he is like "have fun with your OLD man balls?" it was kind of like that...but not so much....

People In Order: 1. Age from James Price on Vimeo.

mommy, can we keep him?

He is so small and androgynous

i will take any of the following ;

So, lately A few of my friends have decided that Baby Otter should stop being such a prude bitch, and start clawing my way into the hell that is only known as the dating world.
Now, I am kind of picky, so if you want to date me, you must be the following;

This guy; Do I have to even explain why?

Ahh...of course the roman rugby team....hello...hello...you blue shirted vixens of a sport that I dont understand/see a point to.





The last three are as follows, The monopoly man, evil lawyer and drunk business man. I assume if you are one, you are all three. It is hard being a hot monosexual otter....

NEw year predictions; men that will fuck you over, as follows

Zang Tsung

He is in an asian coverband of journey, who covers asians who cover journey.

You love his impression of the "donger" so much, that you choose to look over the fact that he has a 2 inch penis.
He dumps you for a chick with bigger boobs,
Moving on;

This is Jean Piere la toilette, Sensitive, cute artist. He dumps you when he starts actually enjoying time with you. "NO" he shouts, "It is SAD BUNNY, No happy bunny! my art is SAD..THE sad BUNNY." "YOu Rape my art You COW!"

Ahh....The Roman Rugby team. You have the time of your life getting passed around like a bong at a stoner party. then, they all dump you when they decide they enjoy having sex with themselves more.
Xander Elis, a yes. sniff...this one will be to hard for you to talk about for some time...... The way you curled his golden ringlets around your finger....the way he smiled....his musk. The fact that he couldn't remember your last name name, or your first, and how he just walked out on the first date...and how you stalked his facebook profile until he blocked you....Sniff
Turns out this one was still in love with his much prettier, skinner, more stylish, smarter, more endowed, richer, nicer, everythinger ex girlfriend.
Enjoy 2010! it is going to be a great year!