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Can tell me what the f%uck this is?

I was typing away on the computer and listening to the beatles on you tube....all of a sudden I look at my laptop screen and ....sponge bob with a nail stuck in his head with spanish subtitles were scrolling across....wha.....?

Last night/this morning edition

So....Last night I stumbled into my apartment and had the drunk hungeries ......

So I am assuming...

This morning I felt somehow....very very full.....

I wiped my eyes and Saw with horror a trail of american cheese slice wrappers leading from my bed (a few in my bed) all the way around my couch...to the bathroom? then finally to the kitchen

At the kitchen I saw an empty container of sour cream.

I did the math....the only two things that I had in my fridge was a unopened POUND of processed cheese and some old sour cream.


O....I thought .....Cream cheese! hahaha * hickup *

I am gross

maybe cuter then the sloths......maybe.....

Crater Face from Skyler Page on Vimeo.

Things I want to punch in the face

1. Hotel Art


2.Shoeless Households. ( my feet smell, and I just got an std from your floor)


3.People at community college trying to get the "real" college experience. (uhum...I wan't to form a study group..i really do...except you are 60 years old, you are a 19 year old drug dealer and you smell like loser.


4.People that went to Rice..All of them.. Toolbags.


5.Ex boyfriends....all of them...toolbags.....(you guys are like nickelback. You may have played like...one good song back in the 90's but now....you are just REALLY annoying)


6. Sex Rehab. Seriously.....What goes on there? Do they feed you crackers and punch you in the face?


7. Work Birthdays. happybirtjoreersmmmm.....* mumble * Mumble * What....am i supposed to celebrate the fatty who works in the corner? You mean the guy hired to pick his nose? ya....I o you didn't know? Ya fattie mc fatterson is your hired nose picker. 30,000 a year well spent! now Buy that nosepickingsunofabitch a  carrot cake! MOAR


8. Bombshell Mcgee


9. Matthew Mcconehheeay


10. Miley cirus's jowels


11. Heidi Mongag ( I had a dream last night that I was her and I let Howard Stern feel me up, I woke my self up with my screams)


12.Kansas. Pointless.


13. White people


14. Boob jobs..awww.....did your surgery make your daddy issues go away? Ya, didn't think so.


15.Guys that are morons, unless you are "googling me" in bed, I don't want to hear about it.




16. School pride. Too much school pride. I went to art school. YOU don't see a flag with a big orgy on my front porch. Nor do I have a Giant shirt that says "broke slut." Do you see a welcome mat with a bottle of wine and an STD on it?  Get your freaken Texas Tech/ Oklahoma University/Lambcrap college memorabilia out of my face. Grow up and get some really hard to pronounce Ikea shit like the rest of us.

what the hell is this.......

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

High Expectations Asian Father....

http://highexpectationsasianfather.tumblr.com/

Last night...part the hipster

Last night.....enter hipster heaven
Of course the only man who talks to me all night is a gay justan beiber



So....O about two in the morning ish.....I decide to get some "freaken Taco Bell! Ill punch you in the face!"

Yep.......Never made it....

The only thing I had in my fridge was Eggs....but ....alas....no frying pan.....

So .....I mcgyvered a cookie tray to be the substitute ....and set off the smoke alarm......at 2:30 in the morning.........
I live next door to a fire station ....

THis is all I got.

Shut it....I had a crap few days. You get to suffer with me. Here are cats
Enjoy....or dont
....I hate you.


your old.

MERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I have never seen pain more great, then in the eyes of the pajama cat.....This is for you pajama cat....
* fist bump *

my brotha

Dinner?

http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php

http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php

he heeee schmona!

http://josweb.co.uk/blog/2010/05/michael-jackson-paper-dolls-psd/

http://josweb.co.uk/blog/2010/05/michael-jackson-paper-dolls-psd/

proof that everyone is making everything so you will die very soon

1. The Flavor "BLue"

Is there such a flavor as blue? Where does "blue" grow? Can I "breed blue" Harvest "blue" does it have nipples? can I milk "blue?"

2. As if an oreo was not heart molesting enough....

"lets combine fatty fat with fat and fatt fat fat fat"

Your Body is Gross.